December 18th, 2008
Cisco Adler Got Arrested
I guess since Cisco Adler has such a small penis and such huge balls he thinks he can punch anyone in the face.
On Wednesday Cisco had a show at The Hub in Fargo, North Dakota and after his show he got into a fight with some guy. The bouncers were about to kick his ass out but he punched the guy in the face instead.
This is a case of a celebrity that thinks he’s a bit more famous than he actually is. Could you even name one of his songs.. cause I can’t. Come on.. You went out with Mischa Barton-who is famous for her cellulite ,weed smokin’ and her DUI. She certainly isn’t famous because she’s a good actress.
Cisco was arrested and booked in the Cass County jail and spent some time in the slammer.
His ball.. i mean his bail was a measly $500 for being arrested for “simple assault.”
Your welcome.
If you would like to see his not so big package.. CLICK HERE!!
October 21st, 2008
Nicks Outta Jail
Nick Hogan has been in jail for 166 days of an eight-month sentence because the family of the former Marine John Graziano requested that his sentence be lighted.
He was originally suppose to be in there for 5 years for driving while intoxicated and putting his friend John into a vegetable state where he will need medical care for the rest of his life.
I am sure that Nick didn’t get into the car crash on purpose but you have to think of the consequences before you get behind the wheel of a vehicle. You should never have a drink and drive.
It is never worth it!
Nick’s license will also be suspended for 3 more years. He also has to do community service for 500 hours. Which is nothing..
It’s great that Brooke Hogan stood by her brother and all because that is your flesh and blood and that is more than I can say for his mother Linda. Brooke has more of her shit together than her mom. Linda is out screwing a 19 year old while her kid screwed up badly.
Brooke even got a new tramp stamp for the occasion of her brother getting out of jail. It seems awfully funny that she would get a tattoo on her lower back because her mother has one with Hulk’s initials (Terry Bollea) on her back with a heart and Brooke called it a tramp stamp and now Brooke got one.
So weird..
Check out Linda and Brooke talking about the tramp stamp from Brooke’s reality show, “Brooke Knows Best“ HERE.
Do you think that Nick got outta jail too fast??
October 14th, 2008
Justice For Once
Casey Anthony has gotten away with murder for far too long.
For those of you that haven’t been following the story Casey Anthony, 22 possibly (I believe she did) killed her daughter, Caylee Marie who was just 3 years old.
Caylee has been reported missing since July 15th but her Casey has not seen her since the middle of June.
Casey said that she was trying to look for Caylee on her own and the last person that saw her daughter was her babysitter named Zenaida Gonzalez who later police discovered did not exist.
Casey Anthony’s car was found with Chloroform in her trunk and traces of decomposed body. Also Casey’s mother Cindy told 911 that her daughter’s car smelt like a dead body had been in it.
Caylee’s dress, size 6 was recently found near an airport in Florida.
Anthony is currently charged with child neglect, filing a false statement with law enforcement and check fraud and today she faced the grand jury to decide whether she was responsible in the death of her daughter.
SHE WAS FOUND GUILTY!!!!!!!
19 grand Jurors deliberated for a half an hour before delivering the indictment. Casey was apparently crying when they told Casey of her fate.
Prosecutors have asked that she be held without bail..
Hallelujah!!!
October 2nd, 2008
Heather Got Busted
Heather Locklear, 47 was arrested on Saturday, Sept 27th for suspicion of driving while under the influence..
Let me tell you.. by the looks of her when she got her mug shot she shouldn’t of been driving because she was a wreck.. Like an absolute wreck.
She looks like she is either so fried on some type of drug or the woman’s gone mad.
I feel sorry for her. Even though she shouldn’t have been driving.. you must be really sad in life to be that fucked up.
A paparazzi is the one that called her in to 911 for driving erratically and then they sold the story about her too.
She was recently in a rehab for a while for depression according to her people but rumor has it she was in there for pill popping.
Before
After
Doesn’t she look crazy?
