What Is NOT OK To Wear
Top 20 Fashion Crimes
Some people think that they can walk around with anything they have just thrown together to wear for the day.
Let me inform them that it isn’t ok to say the least.
Doesn’t anyone have a mirror that works or friends that care about them?
Frankly their friends should be embarrassed and should get slapped.
Here are the Top 20 Fashion Crimes U Should Not Committ
1. It is not ok to wear pants underneath skirts..
2. Don’t be covered head to toe in jean material.. It is so like 1990.
3. Please don’t wear dresses with running shoes.. Yuck!
4. Don’t wear socks with sandals.. Unless your a model. Sometimes they can pull it off on the runway.
5. Don’t be too matchy matchy. If you are wearing a green dress do not pair it with a green purse, green jewerly and green shoes…. It is more interesting to the eye if you chose purple or something that goes with green. Too much of one color looks stupid and it looks like you are trying way too hard.
6. Don’t have so many rips in your clothes that you look like you were attacked by a animal. It looks cheap and you kind of look a bit crazy.
7. Too many accessories are a no no as well. Less is always best!
8. Don’t wear over sized clothing or clothing that is way too small for you. Both choices only make you look much larger than you are.
9. Don’t wear fashion items because they are in right now. Most look ridiculous in the new IT thing. Wear what fits you and don’t wear it just because you saw it in a JOHN GALLIANO fashion show.
10. Make sure you wear the appropriate under garments. There is nothing worse than ugly ass panty lines or underwear that sticks out of your jeans. If you think you need SPANX than you probably do. Nothing is worse than seeing a beer belly through a nice dress. Get it under control.
11. If you have rather small boobs it is ok to wear a very low cut shirt. Too much boob is not ok unless you are a stripper or a prostitute. Chubby boobs are not acceptable so make sure to cover that up. Don’t show too much otherwise you look like your trying to get someones attention and it will be the wrong attention.
12. If you are going to wear a short skirt then DO NOT wear a short shirt. Talk about trailer trash. It never looks good on anyone. You are not an exception.
13. If you want to wear white pants in the summer or a white top please pick the appropriate underwear or bra. Don’t be walking around in striped underwear with a black bra. It looks real bad.
14. Dress your age. There is almost nothing worse than seeing someone in their 40′s trying to look younger so they borrow their daughters clothes. If you are 40 then be proud of it and shop at appropriate stores and don’t get your jewelry from Claire’s because yes.. everyone will notice.
15. If you are wearing a nice outfit, please pair it will some nice shoes, accesories and a nice bag. Sometimes I see people who dress nicely but then have hideous old sneakers, sandles or rotten out high heels. Everyone will take notice and you will end up looking a mess.
16. Please don’t wear sandals in the winter. You will look like you have something wrong with you. It is never ok…
17. I personally like UGG boots but I know a lot of fashion critics don’t. However I do not agree with wearing them with everything. Pick and chose when you can wear them and please not in the summertime. You will look like a complete dumb ass.
18. If you like some pattern to your clothes that is great that you aren’t afraid to add some spice to your wardrobe. However please don’t try and match a whole lotta patterns all at the same time. If your going to wear a stripped top and dont wear flowers!!
19. Please don’t wear green and red together unless it is Christmas day. It looks so awful and although Christmas is a lovely holiday you don’t want to look like you are fashion stuck on that day every day.
20. Don’t wear yellow and black together. You look like your trying to be a bee.
Hope I helped a bit and don’t be afraid to drop me a line at lesliestar@lesliestar.ca and give me your opinion on some major fashion crimes.
