Lindsay Lohan – Coke Binge?
With all the controversy that surrounds Lindsay Lohan you think she would lay low for a while. But no!
She recently came back from Cannes because she was “promoting” her new movie that hasn’t even started filming yet and missed her court date because her passport was “stolen.” She didn’t even have a return flight booked so it couldn’t have been her main priority.
She blames her father for stealing her passport which is really bizarre considering he was in USA all along.
In Cannes she claims that she went to a hotel room because a fan asked to take a picture with her. She posed for the picture and right beside her were lines of cocaine in the photo below, which she is saying was a set up.
I recently saw a couple of pictures of her and I noticed that she has been very bloated even though she is so skinny.
She is bloated in her face which is puzzling.
I first thought it was due to too much drinking or perscription drugs because they make you retain water and you turn out looking swollen. I then looked up the effects of cocaine and found that there is a term “coke bloat” and it refers to your skin being swollen because of snorting coke.
I searched “coke bloat” in Google and Urban Dictionary popped up with this which I thought was hilarious.
| 1. | coke bloat | |
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When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.
Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she’s got all fat in the face.
Ted: Nar man, she’s just got a bad case of coke bloat. Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow. |
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| 2. | coke bloat | |
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The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.
Coke Bloat: “Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it’s from drinking soda.”
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| 3. | coke bloat | |
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The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.
Coke Bloat: “Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it’s from drinking soda.”
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Will Linday Lohan ever get rid of her tarnished image?
Can she make a come back?
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