December 22nd, 2008
Pam Anderson Needs a makeover
I understand that Pamela Anderson was the hottest blonde on TV in her skimpy little red bathing suit from Baywatch and everyone use to tune in to watch her run, but it’s been like 15 years.

Get your clothes back on!
Your hair is scraggly and you are way too tan. You need to go to your natural color hair girl and remember to wear your pants. Maybe she forgets to wear her pants because of all the champagne she drinks.

Tone down your makeup too.
Remember when she use to look like this?

Sure she still has a hot body but she needs to get her face in check. She looks so haggard and like an old drunk.
You are a mother don’t forget.

Pamela Anderson has recently been “forgetting” to wear her pants lately and has been going out in public with just a top and underwear. I know that no press is bad press, but when you look like a truck ran over you, you should know better.
What’s with the toque anyways? It’s warm enough to go out of the house with no pants on, but you have to wear a toque?
WTF? And what is with the Campbell’s soup person? Girl needs a huge makeover..
Your from Canada.. Show us Canadians that you aren’t a has been and that you have a bit of class. If you don’t.. then please fake it for our sake.



December 22nd, 2008
Amy – Getting Better?
Amy McCrack Winehouse was spotted in St. Lucia hanging all her shit out. She was in the ocean with her titties hanging out and all. She was even on her balcony dancing away to non-existent music, looking like a crazy woman. She seemed to have no care in the world.
On a positive note … she looked like she had put on weight, which usually means that she has stopped doing drugs and is eating healthier.
Amy and her family are in the Caribbean having Christmas away from England.
She’s actually got her pretty cute body back. I wish she would get better. That would be a great Christmas present for me.
To see her flaunt her shit.. Please Click Here and Here


December 18th, 2008
Cisco Adler Got Arrested
I guess since Cisco Adler has such a small penis and such huge balls he thinks he can punch anyone in the face.
On Wednesday Cisco had a show at The Hub in Fargo, North Dakota and after his show he got into a fight with some guy. The bouncers were about to kick his ass out but he punched the guy in the face instead.
This is a case of a celebrity that thinks he’s a bit more famous than he actually is. Could you even name one of his songs.. cause I can’t. Come on.. You went out with Mischa Barton-who is famous for her cellulite ,weed smokin’ and her DUI. She certainly isn’t famous because she’s a good actress.




Cisco was arrested and booked in the Cass County jail and spent some time in the slammer.
His ball.. i mean his bail was a measly $500 for being arrested for “simple assault.”
Your welcome.
If you would like to see his not so big package.. CLICK HERE!!
